12 So-Bad-They re-Almost-Good Pickup Lines
12 So-Bad-They’re-Almost-Good Pickup Lines
Very first impressions are everything. So when you're attempting to spark a conversation with that smokeshow across the bar, you want to choose your words very cautiously. Sure, you've heard some pretty lame, terrible, and OMG-you're-embarrassing-yourself things from strangers before, but these pickup lines posted on Reddit might be the weirdest (but also hysterical) sentences to ever come from a person's mouth. Feel free to cringe and laugh:
1. "Once a fellow told me, 'If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.'" —catzap
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Two. "Someone farted. Let's get out of here!" —lammanammanoomey
Three. "I'm not sure what quidditch position you play, but I bet you're a keeper." —Gl33m
Four. "What's the difference inbetween a cheeseburger and an erection? You're not providing me a cheeseburger right now." —charny_the_carny
Five. "Hey, damsel, are you my appendix? Cuz you give this weird feeling that makes me want to take you out" —KIngAragornofTARDIS
6. "My two beloved things are commitment and switching myself." —rexmons
7. "Hold out your arm to her, and say, 'Can you hold this while I go for a walk?'" —xKaha
8. "From one to America, how free are you tonight?" —trixrtrit
9. "Are you a magician? Because Abraca-DAYUM!" —AlgerB
Ten. "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together." —alliecameron
11. "I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your forms" —StickleyMan
12. "Are you by chance an archaeologist? Because I have a large bone that needs to be examined" —GRAYterthanyou
The nerve of some people, right? Then again, some of these lines are so crazy-stupid-funny that you might just be inclined to give this person five minutes of your time. If you indeed want to get—and keep!—someone's attention, just stick to this flirting technology that works like a charm every time or these five tips to flirt better.