22 Unforgiving, Vulgar Pickup Lines As Told By People Of The Internet

1. Oh man this one is bad

I run quicker horny than you do afraid.

You make eye contact from across the bar and give her the “come here” motility with your index finger. When she comes over, tell her, “If I could get you to come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all ten.”

After staring at the doll's groin until she asks you what the fuck you're doing:

“Are you going to eat that?”

Five. Oh my God this is terrible

My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your booty?

6. Robin Williams said this

Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight.

7. Oh my goodness

I see you like fitness, how about fitness dick in your mouth?

8. Okay, this one is funny

“Hey doll, you dropped something.”

9. Why are you guys even reading this

I'm no weather man, but I can tell you you're in for more than a few inches tonight.

Ten. This is the worst pickup line ever

Damn doll, you shit with that arse?

11. Jesus, this one is bad

Do you live on a chicken farm? ‘Cause you sure know how to raise a chisel.

12. This one is bad too

I wish you were my big toe…

…So I could bang you on my coffee table.

13. Shakin' my head

Hey lady, you ever had your belly button kittled from the inwards?

14. Jesus. Christ. Wow.

“Truly? I'd be in jail if I was your father…”

15. What the hell

Hey doll, you wanna go halfsies on a baby?

16. Attempt this one

Nice boots, want to fuck?

17. Sounded like a Rick Roll, but you know

Baby, are you feeling down 'cause I can feel you up.

Legal. What is wrong with you

Walk up behind a woman sitting at the bar and ask her:

“Can I thrust in your stool?”

Nineteen. This one is worse

Showcase me your genitals.

20. God this one deepthroats

How would you like your eggs? Fried, scrambled or fertilized?

21. Ugh, every time

22. Uhhh…

I hope you like peppers because I'm going to be jalapeño arse tonight doll.

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