Want To Ask Her Out On A Date? Eight Worst Pickup Lines You Mustn’t Use, FHM India

Want To Ask Her Out On A Date? Eight Worst Pickup Lines You Mustn’t Use, FHM India

Want To Ask Her Out On A Date? Eight Worst Pickup Lines You Mustn’t Use

To keep up with maintaining one’s switching relationship status is more challenging than braving to take up the task watching one more season of Keeping up with the Kardashians. Before you take notes from Robert Greene’s, The Art of Temptation to strike her under the sheets and turn her into your sub, take a close look at the worst pickup lines you shouldn’t be telling to the lady of your desires.

Worst Pickup Line #1You’re 99% angel 1% evil. Would you go out with me?”

Best advice: And you are 100% lame and 0% witty to come up with an intelligent pickup line. Instead of telling lame shit like that, be as fair as you can. Even a elementary pickup line like, ‘I indeed like you, can we go out for coffee?’ can score you a superb date.

Pick up line collective by Rishika Goyal, 23, Pearl Graduate, Delhi.

Worst Pickup Line #Two “Do you want to know what my porn starlet name is? T. Rex."

Best advice: Dearest dumbass, do you admit, you have little arms, then why will you call yourself a T-Rex? Modern women admire funny and witty studs, not an indecent jack. You can say something like, ‘We both are joy together; would you go out for a movie with me?’

Pick up line collective by Davison Aimee, 23, American YouTuber

Worst Pickup Line #Three “You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my n*ts in you.”

Best advice: That’s my dear is one of the most perverted pick-up line you could ever use! If you liked what Arnold said to Izzy in She’s Funny That Way- “In central park for an example some people like to feed nuts to the squirrels but if it make someone glad to feed squirrels to the nuts who am I to say nuts to the squirrels”, then what you must understand is that squirrels are not sexy and to talk about one’s n*ts is not sexy at all.

Pick up line collective by Samidha Verma, 28, Writer, Mumbai.

Worst Pickup Line #Four “You are very balanced. I would like you to call me when you get home.”

Best advice: To the stud who said that truly stupid pickup line to me once when I was traveling in a train (and the ones who are like him)! If you can’t treat a woman’s madness, you are not worth her time or affection. To like a woman, you need to like her every stir and mood and mood swings too. What could you have said to me, to make me feel tad interested in you? “I indeed love talking to you. Would you like to go out with me so we can talk all day long?” PS: I love conversations!

Pick up line collective by Devika Ohri (Yes, that’s me!), 29, FHM India, Delhi.

Worst Pickup Line #Five "Hi, I am (blah-blah-blah) I put the a-a-a, in Goa!"

Best advice: Truly? No damsel likes to go out with a stud who talks like that. There is a way you can woo a lady and that is by being the most joy person around. So, telling, ‘Hi, I am (your name), I put the whoa-aa-aa, in Goa!’ as you demonstrate off your hot dance moves is one hundred times better than making a total bum of yourself by telling anything weird.

Pick up line collective by Rachel Mathias, 23, Mumbai.

Worst Pickup Line #6 "You have a lovely name, reminds me of Michael Jackson"

Best advice: That line explains you have the worst sense of humour. You must stop taking dating advice from that “group of popular guys in college”. Begin speaking to your girl-friends and learn from them some tips on how to break ice when speaking to the woman of your desires.

Pick up line collective by Michelle Johnson, 27, Delhi.

Worst Pickup Line #7 “I want you to be the lady who takes my virginity.”

Best advice: #CreepAlert If you are going to act like you are a real-life Salman Khan and forever cherry, you are never going to have any activity.

Pick up line collective by Kirti Malhotra, 23, Chandigarh.

Worst Pickup Line #8 “Why don’t you surprise your roomie and not come home, tonight?”

Best advice: Dude! You are asking for too much. Don’t expect a damsel to spare a night for you without you casting a strong spell on her. Ask for a dinner date, if she wants to go home with you, she will. Keep your room clean just in case you get fortunate. (The most balanced advice so far. Attempt if you could tweak #7 to sound something like this)

Pick up line collective by Tanya Kukreja, 22, Delhi.

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