Guys Get Aggressively Fair About Your Bumble Pickup Lines
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After observing how bad guys' one-liners can be via apps like Tinder, you've very likely transitioned to Bumble with the hopes that you'll never have to read “sit on my face” from a rando again.
Unluckily, you're going to have to be the one asking guys to sit on your face now. JK, but you do have to send the very first message. Only problem is, from getting so many bad lines before, you most likely end up too timid to attempt anything crazy and end up sending a ordinary, “hey.”
Do guys mind when you send a basic af message? Or are they just blessed the pressure is off them? We asked dudes to rate the last opener they got on Bumble so you can see where you fall, and maybe take some inspo while you're at it.
Two truths and a lie seems like a joy game, but it also seems like a “joy” way to still get the dude to do all the work. Nice however!
The Line: “Where are you from on the east coast?”
The Reason: “I mean, she at least attempted to engage, but you can't come out the gate with puny talk. I don't indeed ever react anyway, I just judge women superficially off of five select photographs when I'm bored at work”. – Greg
Maybe next time you should just straight up ask a dude how big his dick is? Albeit they do seem to get butt-hurt about the entire height thing.
The Reason: “At least we matched and she sent something.” – Antony
Antony is wise for looking on the bright side. Sure, his match may have not recited Hamlet word for word, but she did reach out, and he's certainly one step closer to meeting a dame IRL then he was before.
The Reason: More enthusiastic than “hey,” but that's truly all it has going for it. – Tim
The Line: “Those are some crazy arm muscles you've got there.”
The Reason: “It's always good to get a compliment from a chick as a very first message.” – Robinson
When is ego-stroking not appreciated by guys? Let's be real.
The Reason: “I don't truly think when chicks send a very first message it needs to overcompensate or anything. Ordinary is usually better.” – Nick
Nick is another dude who knows that any attention from a chick he's attracted to is better than no attention. Sure, he still kind of has to take charge of the convo, but we promise it's not that hard.
The Reason:”I only go on that app for the foot reason of entertainment. Sometimes you get into weird and interesting conversations.” – Matt
The dame who sent this must either indeed love Chinese food, or is following up a fortune she got last time she ordered in. Either way, rando isn't always bad, I guess. Also, lol at guys who pretend that they're super nonchalant about dating apps, we'd love to scroll through their Bumble messages.
The Line: “Sunday priorities: exercise, Netflix, or bottomless brunch?”
The Reason: “Because it gives me something substantial to reply with, permits me to tell her a bit about who I am, and I can ask her the same thing when I'm done.” – Charlie
This def deserved higher than a six! C'mon, Charlie!
Honestly, with the entire guys loving a drained ego, astonished this didn't rank higher. I guess Andreas is sexy and he knows it, or something.
Guys Get Aggressively Fair About Your Bumble Pickup Lines
Join the movement
After observing how bad guys' one-liners can be via apps like Tinder, you've most likely transitioned to Bumble with the hopes that you'll never have to read “sit on my face” from a rando again.
Unluckily, you're going to have to be the one asking guys to sit on your face now. JK, but you do have to send the very first message. Only problem is, from getting so many bad lines before, you most likely end up too timid to attempt anything crazy and end up sending a elementary, “hey.”
Do guys mind when you send a basic af message? Or are they just blessed the pressure is off them? We asked dudes to rate the last opener they got on Bumble so you can see where you fall, and maybe take some inspo while you're at it.
Two truths and a lie seems like a joy game, but it also seems like a “joy” way to still get the dude to do all the work. Nice tho’!
The Line: “Where are you from on the east coast?”
The Reason: “I mean, she at least attempted to engage, but you can't come out the gate with puny talk. I don't truly ever react anyway, I just judge women superficially off of five select photographs when I'm bored at work”. – Greg
Maybe next time you should just straight up ask a dude how big his dick is? Albeit they do seem to get butt-hurt about the entire height thing.
The Reason: “At least we matched and she sent something.” – Antony
Antony is wise for looking on the bright side. Sure, his match may have not recited Hamlet word for word, but she did reach out, and he's undoubtedly one step closer to meeting a woman IRL then he was before.
The Reason: More enthusiastic than “hey,” but that's truly all it has going for it. – Tim
The Line: “Those are some crazy arm muscles you've got there.”
The Reason: “It's always good to get a compliment from a chick as a very first message.” – Robinson
When is ego-stroking not appreciated by guys? Let's be real.
The Reason: “I don't truly think when women send a very first message it needs to overcompensate or anything. Elementary is usually better.” – Nick
Nick is another dude who knows that any attention from a doll he's attracted to is better than no attention. Sure, he still kind of has to take charge of the convo, but we promise it's not that hard.
The Reason:”I only go on that app for the foot reason of entertainment. Sometimes you get into weird and interesting conversations.” – Matt
The lady who sent this must either indeed love Chinese food, or is following up a fortune she got last time she ordered in. Either way, rando isn't always bad, I guess. Also, lol at guys who pretend that they're super nonchalant about dating apps, we'd love to scroll through their Bumble messages.
The Line: “Sunday priorities: exercise, Netflix, or bottomless brunch?”
The Reason: “Because it gives me something substantial to reply with, permits me to tell her a bit about who I am, and I can ask her the same thing when I'm done.” – Charlie
This def deserved higher than a six! C'mon, Charlie!
Honestly, with the entire guys loving a jerked ego, astonished this didn't rank higher. I guess Andreas is sexy and he knows it, or something.
Guys Get Fiercely Fair About Your Bumble Pickup Lines
Join the movement
After watching how bad guys' one-liners can be via apps like Tinder, you've most likely transitioned to Bumble with the hopes that you'll never have to read “sit on my face” from a rando again.
Unluckily, you're going to have to be the one asking guys to sit on your face now. JK, but you do have to send the very first message. Only problem is, from getting so many bad lines before, you most likely end up too timid to attempt anything crazy and end up sending a ordinary, “hey.”
Do guys mind when you send a basic af message? Or are they just glad the pressure is off them? We asked dudes to rate the last opener they got on Bumble so you can see where you fall, and maybe take some inspo while you're at it.
Two truths and a lie seems like a joy game, but it also seems like a “joy” way to still get the dude to do all the work. Nice tho’!
The Line: “Where are you from on the east coast?”
The Reason: “I mean, she at least attempted to engage, but you can't come out the gate with petite talk. I don't truly ever react anyway, I just judge women superficially off of five select photographs when I'm bored at work”. – Greg
Maybe next time you should just straight up ask a dude how big his dick is? Albeit they do seem to get butt-hurt about the entire height thing.
The Reason: “At least we matched and she sent something.” – Antony
Antony is brainy for looking on the bright side. Sure, his match may have not recited Hamlet word for word, but she did reach out, and he's undoubtedly one step closer to meeting a female IRL then he was before.
The Reason: More enthusiastic than “hey,” but that's indeed all it has going for it. – Tim
The Line: “Those are some crazy arm muscles you've got there.”
The Reason: “It's always good to get a compliment from a chick as a very first message.” – Robinson
When is ego-stroking not appreciated by guys? Let's be real.
The Reason: “I don't truly think when damsels send a very first message it needs to overcompensate or anything. Ordinary is usually better.” – Nick
Nick is another dude who knows that any attention from a damsel he's attracted to is better than no attention. Sure, he still kind of has to take charge of the convo, but we promise it's not that hard.
The Reason:”I only go on that app for the foot reason of entertainment. Sometimes you get into weird and interesting conversations.” – Matt
The dame who sent this must either indeed love Chinese food, or is following up a fortune she got last time she ordered in. Either way, rando isn't always bad, I guess. Also, lol at guys who pretend that they're super nonchalant about dating apps, we'd love to scroll through their Bumble messages.
The Line: “Sunday priorities: exercise, Netflix, or bottomless brunch?”
The Reason: “Because it gives me something substantial to reply with, permits me to tell her a bit about who I am, and I can ask her the same thing when I'm done.” – Charlie
This def deserved higher than a six! C'mon, Charlie!
Honestly, with the entire guys loving a jerked ego, astonished this didn't rank higher. I guess Andreas is sexy and he knows it, or something.
Guys Get Fiercely Fair About Your Bumble Pickup Lines
Join the movement
After observing how bad guys' one-liners can be via apps like Tinder, you've most likely transitioned to Bumble with the hopes that you'll never have to read “sit on my face” from a rando again.
Unluckily, you're going to have to be the one asking guys to sit on your face now. JK, but you do have to send the very first message. Only problem is, from getting so many bad lines before, you most likely end up too timid to attempt anything crazy and end up sending a plain, “hey.”
Do guys mind when you send a basic af message? Or are they just glad the pressure is off them? We asked dudes to rate the last opener they got on Bumble so you can see where you fall, and maybe take some inspo while you're at it.
Two truths and a lie seems like a joy game, but it also seems like a “joy” way to still get the dude to do all the work. Nice tho’!
The Line: “Where are you from on the east coast?”
The Reason: “I mean, she at least attempted to engage, but you can't come out the gate with petite talk. I don't indeed ever react anyway, I just judge women superficially off of five select photographs when I'm bored at work”. – Greg
Maybe next time you should just straight up ask a dude how big his dick is? Albeit they do seem to get butt-hurt about the entire height thing.
The Reason: “At least we matched and she sent something.” – Antony
Antony is brainy for looking on the bright side. Sure, his match may have not recited Hamlet word for word, but she did reach out, and he's undoubtedly one step closer to meeting a damsel IRL then he was before.
The Reason: More enthusiastic than “hey,” but that's indeed all it has going for it. – Tim
The Line: “Those are some crazy arm muscles you've got there.”
The Reason: “It's always good to get a compliment from a chick as a very first message.” – Robinson
When is ego-stroking not appreciated by guys? Let's be real.
The Reason: “I don't indeed think when ladies send a very first message it needs to overcompensate or anything. Elementary is usually better.” – Nick
Nick is another dude who knows that any attention from a female he's attracted to is better than no attention. Sure, he still kind of has to take charge of the convo, but we promise it's not that hard.
The Reason:”I only go on that app for the foot reason of entertainment. Sometimes you get into weird and interesting conversations.” – Matt
The doll who sent this must either truly love Chinese food, or is following up a fortune she got last time she ordered in. Either way, rando isn't always bad, I guess. Also, lol at guys who pretend that they're super nonchalant about dating apps, we'd love to scroll through their Bumble messages.
The Line: “Sunday priorities: exercise, Netflix, or bottomless brunch?”
The Reason: “Because it gives me something substantial to reply with, permits me to tell her a bit about who I am, and I can ask her the same thing when I'm done.” – Charlie
This def deserved higher than a six! C'mon, Charlie!
Honestly, with the entire guys loving a jerked ego, astonished this didn't rank higher. I guess Andreas is sexy and he knows it, or something.
Guys Get Aggressively Fair About Your Bumble Pickup Lines
Join the movement
After witnessing how bad guys' one-liners can be via apps like Tinder, you've very likely transitioned to Bumble with the hopes that you'll never have to read “sit on my face” from a rando again.
Unluckily, you're going to have to be the one asking guys to sit on your face now. JK, but you do have to send the very first message. Only problem is, from getting so many bad lines before, you very likely end up too timid to attempt anything crazy and end up sending a plain, “hey.”
Do guys mind when you send a basic af message? Or are they just blessed the pressure is off them? We asked dudes to rate the last opener they got on Bumble so you can see where you fall, and maybe take some inspo while you're at it.
Two truths and a lie seems like a joy game, but it also seems like a “joy” way to still get the dude to do all the work. Nice however!
The Line: “Where are you from on the east coast?”
The Reason: “I mean, she at least attempted to engage, but you can't come out the gate with puny talk. I don't truly ever react anyway, I just judge women superficially off of five select photographs when I'm bored at work”. – Greg
Maybe next time you should just straight up ask a dude how big his dick is? Albeit they do seem to get butt-hurt about the entire height thing.
The Reason: “At least we matched and she sent something.” – Antony
Antony is clever for looking on the bright side. Sure, his match may have not recited Hamlet word for word, but she did reach out, and he's certainly one step closer to meeting a female IRL then he was before.
The Reason: More enthusiastic than “hey,” but that's indeed all it has going for it. – Tim
The Line: “Those are some crazy arm muscles you've got there.”
The Reason: “It's always good to get a compliment from a chick as a very first message.” – Robinson
When is ego-stroking not appreciated by guys? Let's be real.
The Reason: “I don't truly think when women send a very first message it needs to overcompensate or anything. Ordinary is usually better.” – Nick
Nick is another dude who knows that any attention from a lady he's attracted to is better than no attention. Sure, he still kind of has to take charge of the convo, but we promise it's not that hard.
The Reason:”I only go on that app for the foot reason of entertainment. Sometimes you get into weird and interesting conversations.” – Matt
The doll who sent this must either truly love Chinese food, or is following up a fortune she got last time she ordered in. Either way, rando isn't always bad, I guess. Also, lol at guys who pretend that they're super nonchalant about dating apps, we'd love to scroll through their Bumble messages.
The Line: “Sunday priorities: exercise, Netflix, or bottomless brunch?”
The Reason: “Because it gives me something substantial to reply with, permits me to tell her a bit about who I am, and I can ask her the same thing when I'm done.” – Charlie
This def deserved higher than a six! C'mon, Charlie!
Honestly, with the entire guys loving a wanked ego, astonished this didn't rank higher. I guess Andreas is sexy and he knows it, or something.